http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2006/oct/28/comedy

Просьба не писать про антиказахские выпады - это из газеты "the Guardian", которая более "политически правильная" чем все остальные, вместе взятые.

We've been having a mass debate in Britain about Muslim women wearing veils - how do you approach this problem in Kazakhstan?

"Yes, like in Britain, most people is also very offended if women is not completely covered. There was recent a terrible incident when a Kazakh woman teacher exposed her face to some childrens and made them all cry. This will not be tolerate."

Are you over your gypsy attack yet?

"Gypsies not so much a problem at the moment - we is much more worried about assholes Uzbekistan, who as everyone knows is a very nosey people with a bone in the middle of their brains. Our fear is them gettings weapons of mass destructions. It rumoured that within 10 years they will have technology to build their own catapults."

Do you think a strong man like George Bush could sort out the problems of the Kazakh government?

"We in Kazakhstan admires very much George Walter Bush. He a very wise man and very strong - although perhaps not so strong as his father Barbara."

а были двумя? ))))))))))